The Grandattendants

Today I spent a pleasant afternoon in the company of the Grandattendants.

I find their visits provide an excellent opportunity to demonstrate how simple my needs are, and how pleasant and agreeable my disposition, if I am only waited upon with some small degree of competence.

I take care to never raise my voice at the Grandattendants (even though they too are of unsound understanding and rarely comply with even the most basic request) so that my own attendants might learn that on those occasions my ire is invoked, it is certainly deserved, and those at which it is directed should feel great shame.

Indeed, the Grandattendants themselves express these exact sentiments loudly and often, which pleases me.

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